Nov
21
2007

I really have to thank Arealcad for this fine display. I will be sure to post plenty more of his fine contributions to the Spring Break girls of flickr. This one is called “”Who loves Marcia Brady?” I fucking love Marcia Brady now. Though I think the girl on the left would be down for some nasty business. Her forehead looks kind of big though don’t you think? Girl on the right. It’s just a shame she’s hanging out with the other two because on a nice fine day with lots of shots to haze my vision, I could see myself letting her blow me. Girl in the middle reminds me of Amy Reid.

You know what I love best about this picture other than the tremendous jacuzzi cans? That I think the jacuzzi cans girl isn’t the badass party type. She’s the girl who isn’t all that cool that the normal putzy guy gets. The one who when you see in a bikini, you become extremely jealous of said putzy guy. Good lord if those are real….and I hate to say it, I think they might be.

I’m starting to lose all my will power to write. I mean are you serious with these tits? The most amazing part of this is that I think they are real. How is that possible? Seriously, how?
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Nov
19
2007
Folks,
Due to the emergence and demand for the Facebook and Myspace sites, I will now be making posts once a week until I can free up some more time to update more frequently. The good news is that I will make the posts more detailed, and with more juicy commentary. Check in on Wednesdays.
Brock
Nov
19
2007

I assume this was taken on some sort of break because we end up seeing these tits, I mean this woman later on in the contest. Do I use the word “woman?” Perhaps I just use the word Hawaiian Tropic Dick Straightening Contest. These girls are illegal. Thank you to conrado4 for posting these.

“And what I want for the world is peace and prosperity.” Know what I want? Your T’s staring at my face for an extended amount of time. P.S the second girl from the right in the background is phenomenal.

You see? Girl on the left is the girl in the first picture that I posted. I hope she won.
Nov
16
2007

And every time I have a memory it’s not usually a girl like this but now I can at least put her into my fantasies. I remember going to Panama City my freshman year and venturing into La Vela. Man that place was insane. There was a bikini contest where the girl who won actually flexed her tits. It was glorious.

I swear to God, every time I talk to someone in college and I see a picture like this I could not possibly get any more jealous. It’s just not possible.

Ditto for every time I see a set of cans like this on a girl who’s not even all that great looking. Rogben, you’re killing me buddy!