I absolutely love the “realness” of these types of pictures. It’s getting to the point where I’m more aroused by this stuff than by porn. What the hell is happening to me? I’m getting really scared that pictures of really drunk girls turn me on this much. Wait. What? There’s zero wrong with me. But I will say this: I miss that life dearly. To get into the last three years of my life would be something too long, and too deep to discuss. However, I can tell you I’ve been a happy little man. I truly have. My lady treats me well and even lets me watch porn while she blows me. That’s more than I can say for most guys. But this? These pictures? They make me realize what life USED to be like. When life didn’t matter. When life was so foggy you’d let a picture like this slip and be viewed by thousands of people over the internet. I couldn’t be any further from that reality if I tried.

Let’s examine this one. Would you get a load of this girl on the right? Is she even remotely attractive? The answer is a definitive “no.” And yet how much do I care? About as much as when it starts raining and I’m taking a shower that’s outdoors. Seriously. I would give anything to get hammered with these two girls and fondle with them for about 20 minutes. I’m getting too damned depressed here. I’m about to watch a porn with an Asian chick whose not even good looking and has a dirty ass. However, it will turn me on immensely until I actually finish and then come out of my jerk off coma to realize that what I did was disgusting. Give me a minute here….I’m back. Well I still feel gross hence my next picture.

See second picture commentary. Although I think tongue girl here is kind of hot. This picture is both awesome and really really scary. I think nutty girl in the middle here will be implanted in my memory for at least the next 24 hours. I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing. Who do I thank here? Of course it’s Arealcad. Guy never fails with these pictures. I am one sad sad soul.

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I really have to thank Arealcad for this fine display. I will be sure to post plenty more of his fine contributions to the Spring Break girls of flickr. This one is called “”Who loves Marcia Brady?” I fucking love Marcia Brady now. Though I think the girl on the left would be down for some nasty business. Her forehead looks kind of big though don’t you think? Girl on the right. It’s just a shame she’s hanging out with the other two because on a nice fine day with lots of shots to haze my vision, I could see myself letting her blow me. Girl in the middle reminds me of Amy Reid.

You know what I love best about this picture other than the tremendous jacuzzi cans? That I think the jacuzzi cans girl isn’t the badass party type. She’s the girl who isn’t all that cool that the normal putzy guy gets. The one who when you see in a bikini, you become extremely jealous of said putzy guy. Good lord if those are real….and I hate to say it, I think they might be.

I’m starting to lose all my will power to write. I mean are you serious with these tits? The most amazing part of this is that I think they are real. How is that possible? Seriously, how?

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Folks,

Due to the emergence and demand for the Facebook and Myspace sites, I will now be making posts once a week until I can free up some more time to update more frequently.  The good news is that I will make the posts more detailed, and with more juicy commentary.  Check in on Wednesdays.

Brock

Though I’d just rummage through your typical trashy Spring Break amateur sites. Stupid Coeds is certainly worth taking a look at. Whether this is real or staged makes little if any difference to me. It’s still awesome.

This one is taken from Bikini Dare. I dare you to tell me that tattoo isn’t awesome now, but when she’s all wrinkled up it will probably just look like some really crappy mole. The difference between this picture and the normal amateur flick style pics is that this scene will end with a scissor style fuck….which is nice.

Wild Bikini Girls. I think we’re done here.