I sure as hell know how to find them don’t I? As you can plainly see I’m really not interested in looks today. And you know what? I think we all have days like that. The point is not to feel bad about it, but embrace these days. So the fuck what if I want some girl who isn’t up to snuff in the looks department? She may very well give the best head in the planet. She may have the most perfectly lubricated and sculpturesque vagina. You just don’t know. And chances are they will perform a bit nastier. Besides, what I am interested in is seeing lots of alcohol and a hint of ass. And so far my two requirements have been fulfilled in this here photograph. Thanks girls. I guarantee a night out with these three would be a hell of a lot more care free and fun than with three really hot, put together, snobby skanks who will make you spend your last nickel in order to get into the club that a bouncer will imminently throw you out of.

After a long night of drinking and partying what better way to settle in than to sweat it out on the beach? Hi girls! I wonder who took that picture. I wonder which one of these girls blew the most guys on this trip. I wonder which girl climaxed first on this trip. I hope that the ocean is as blue as it is in my dreams. I hope I can see my friend and shake his hand. I hope (someone please know what I’m referencing with those last 3 sentences).

I have no clue what the girl on the right looks like but all I can say is Yum Me. What a classic way to spend your vacation. Letting the sun burn up the skin while hydrating yourself with shots of Tequila and eventually passing out on a mattress that is supposed to hold one person yet manages to house four. And let’s not forget the dirty feet. Yes those dirty feet that I’d gladly lick if I were so inclined. These photos were taken from a lovely gallery on Webshots by the way.

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And every time I have a memory it’s not usually a girl like this but now I can at least put her into my fantasies. I remember going to Panama City my freshman year and venturing into La Vela. Man that place was insane. There was a bikini contest where the girl who won actually flexed her tits. It was glorious.

I swear to God, every time I talk to someone in college and I see a picture like this I could not possibly get any more jealous. It’s just not possible.

Ditto for every time I see a set of cans like this on a girl who’s not even all that great looking. Rogben, you’re killing me buddy!

There’s something about average chicks doing very unaverage things in the likes of Panama City that make me attracted to them. In any normal circumstance I would walk the other direction but here? It wouldn’t make a difference if it were Pamela Anderson in that bikini or Bea Arthur. Both would be bangable.  And who could ever really walk away from a bikini contest regardless of the contestants?

“Did they stick that pole up your ass too? Yeah it was so cold! Oh my god! This is WAY better than last years bikini contest!”

Apparently this was the winner of said bikini contest. They could have at least had someone with bigger teets. Photos submitted by Rogben.