You might want to check out this slideshow. I’m having a very tough time keeping my composure right now. These pictures and videos are literally like crack to me. I feel different than I’ve ever felt, I can do things I never thought I could. I constantly crave more and I feel like total shit after I’m done jerking off.

Find more videos at Heavy.com

You kind of have to when it’s something as simple as this. Any time you can get a girl doing something against their will you have a winner. The folks over at Heavy know what’ up.

You’ll have to click on it to see the big picture here. However, 5th and 6th from the right appear to be out of this world. Girl in the middle with the black and white bikini? She looks like a field hockey player who would be one of the most aggressive girls that you’ve ever encountered. Drunk however, you’d be enthralled by the size of her flautas and ability to give head faster than the pistons pumping in a Sports Utility Vehicle.

I can tell you this. If I were planning a trip on places like Cheap Caribbean or We Guarantee You’ll Have Sex on This Trip (not it’s not a real link but I got you thinking) you can be damned sure I’d be posting stuff like this on my website. When researching a spring break voyage wouldn’t you be more prone to choosing the Coral Essex if Tripadvisor included this in the itinerary?