I think we all know who is thinking that exact same thought don’t you? Well, she does look the best of the four. She does have that kind of “I’m a badass” look on her face. But here’s the thing. The fat girl in the white? On a Spring Break? I think I’d take her any day of the week. She has giant tits and would be completely psyched if she got to blow a guy every day. The bitchy girl? Way too much work and I just don’t need that. She’s the type that would get roofied at a party and not understand why. Women….

What the fuck? There’s two kind of guys. Guys that love these pictures and just enjoy them for the sake of enjoying them. Then there are the types that get pissed because they know that they’ll never fuck these women. Me? I’m in the second category, hence why I’m slowly losing my mind. Fucking Maxim and their Bahamas Galleries.