This is kind of how one starts the night. You get a couple of blond college girls smoking what appears to be whatever it is. “Oh my god! We’re smoking! This is so much fun. I cannot wait to go out tonight!” Yes, and that’s what all the guys on this trip are wanting these girls to say. They’re also wanting them to get their panties extremely soaked and pass out with their lips around a penis. But that kind of remains quiet from the guy point of view.

Then things progress a little. You get the ladies taking these planned pictures that clearly intend to wind up on the internet and into the hands of “Hottest Girls of Spring Break.” And the inevitable obviously ensues….

This guy is

A. My Hero.
B. Someone who definitely forced a girl to go against her will that evening.
C. My hero and guy I wish I could be again.
D. A dude who 100% will have over embellished his story that night, even though all of us would and finally
E. A perverted douchebag

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I sure as hell know how to find them don’t I? As you can plainly see I’m really not interested in looks today. And you know what? I think we all have days like that. The point is not to feel bad about it, but embrace these days. So the fuck what if I want some girl who isn’t up to snuff in the looks department? She may very well give the best head in the planet. She may have the most perfectly lubricated and sculpturesque vagina. You just don’t know. And chances are they will perform a bit nastier. Besides, what I am interested in is seeing lots of alcohol and a hint of ass. And so far my two requirements have been fulfilled in this here photograph. Thanks girls. I guarantee a night out with these three would be a hell of a lot more care free and fun than with three really hot, put together, snobby skanks who will make you spend your last nickel in order to get into the club that a bouncer will imminently throw you out of.

After a long night of drinking and partying what better way to settle in than to sweat it out on the beach? Hi girls! I wonder who took that picture. I wonder which one of these girls blew the most guys on this trip. I wonder which girl climaxed first on this trip. I hope that the ocean is as blue as it is in my dreams. I hope I can see my friend and shake his hand. I hope (someone please know what I’m referencing with those last 3 sentences).

I have no clue what the girl on the right looks like but all I can say is Yum Me. What a classic way to spend your vacation. Letting the sun burn up the skin while hydrating yourself with shots of Tequila and eventually passing out on a mattress that is supposed to hold one person yet manages to house four. And let’s not forget the dirty feet. Yes those dirty feet that I’d gladly lick if I were so inclined. These photos were taken from a lovely gallery on Webshots by the way.

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