I tried hard to research this, I truly did. I tried my best to find some site that specializes in “looking” amateurish or really claims to be amateur even though it’s not. After all my research it is my humble opinion that these are definitely legit amateur shots and I did not get them from some porn site where crazy stuff eventually goes on. However, in this here photo set, crazy stuff eventually goes on. I have found plenty of party pictures on Pbase but none with the sense of whackiness and realism as these. And the fact that these pictures are out there and things like this really happen to real people? Well, it makes me proud to be an American and yet so unproud of myself for not even having come even remotely close to partying like this, or at least recording my partying such as these people recorded theirs.

Where in the world are all the other girls in this picture? Like I said this isn’t even a porn site! Something messed up went on that day. I know it. I mean that couldn’t possibly look any more like 6-7 dudes just waiting around to completely plow this girl in two. And she is quite small so the plowage would be pretty easy here. I mean is there any other thing that’s NOT going on here? I mean are they just sitting around waiting for a pizza? It’s just impossible for nothing sexual to happen.

Like I said. This possibly might have been one of the best spring breaks ever for this guy. I must check out Daytona beach. I’m a little nervous about all the black dudes appearing out of nowhere in these pictures. It’s got nothing to do with me being a racist. It has to do with me being a white guy with a little penis. What if you were that dude getting his tush licked and you saw that black guy waiting in the wings? You’d be praying to God he didn’t get into that hot tub with his bikini briefs on. Am I wrong?

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